My name is Shawnee and I wrote this guide for clueless guys who insist on groping women, slapping their butts and being a**holes to them. It’s also a guide for those gentlemen who just keep striking out with the ladies for whatever reason. I’m going to tell you exactly what hot girls think when a guy comes up to them – what to do and NOT do!


  1. Smile
  2. DO NOT CROSS YOUR ARMS! It looks too tough.
  3. Take up space
  5. Wear an unusual necklace or t-shirt that will draw comments. It’s an icebreaker. Sometimes girls don’t know what to say to guys either!


  1. Repeat her name a few times to get her attention and create a connection.
  2. Don’t call her “sweetie” or “honey.”
  3. Compliment her sincerely but don’t overdo the “you’re so hot/beautiful” comment. I’m cute? No shit. Like I didn’t know that.
  4. Insult her playfully but don’t be too mean. Humor is a sign of intelligence, and even dumb girls understand a joke.
  5. Switch your attention from her to her friend to confuse her and make her jealous. Girls hate being ignored by guys, despite what they say.
  6. Never say “How about giving me your number?” Always use something like “I’d like to talk to you again, is there a number I can reach you at?” This always produces much better results because she must avoid saying “no” or she will sound stupid because that will mean there is not a number she can be reached at.


If she is exceptionally beautiful or busty, do not appear awestruck or stare at her chest. Act like you could care
less. Of course she got a boob job so that every guy will stare at her. But acting differently from every other drooling idiot will set you apart and intrigue her. She will wonder why you don’t care (maybe he’s gay? Every girl loves a fun gay friend!)

If rejected….and you will be…just walk away and try with another girl! Maybe she has a boyfriend or just doesn’t want to hook up because she’s a prude. Or maybe she’s just a b***h. Try talking to the quiet girl with glasses. They They are usually FREAKS and I speak from knowing quite a few!

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